Another instalment of my favorite quotes from this movie.
Crash: Dude, you are awesome! You're like the brother I never had.
Eddie: Me too!
Manny: After we rescue Sid, I'm gonna kill him.
Sid: (running from a mush ox he tried to milk) I though you were female!
Buck: (stopping Manny and the herd from moving on) Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway?You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks of yours when you run into the beast?
Crash:Wait. So there's something bigger than Mommy dinosaur?
Buck: Aye-aye. He gave me this (pointing to his missing eye which is covered by a leaf patch)
Eddie: Woah. He gave you that patch?
Crash: For free? That's so cool!
Eddie: Maybe he'll give one, too!
Crash:Why is it called the "Chasm of Death"?
Buck:Well we tried calling it "Big smelly crack" but that just made everyone giggle.
Sid: (to the baby dinosaur) Come on, spit him out. If you don't spit out little Johhny right now, we're leaving the playground this instant! One... two... don't make me stay three... (the baby dinosaur spits up a bird)
Sid: There you are. The picture of health.
Aardvark Mother: That's not little Johhny!
Sid: Well it's better than nothing!
Sid: We are leaving the playground this instant!
Diego: (to Manny) This is my kind of place!
Buck: (picks up a rock like a phone) Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrieve a dead sloth. No I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the chasm of death, I'm going to lose you! Yeah, O-Okay. (quietly)
Buck: I...love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye! (throws the rock aside)
Buck: Let's get a move on shall we?
Manny: (to Diego) That's YOU in three weeks.
Manny: Just WHEN exactly did you use your mind?
Buck: About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple. An UGLY pineapple. (sighs lovingly)
Buck: But I loved her...
Crash: Whats that noise?
Buck: It's the wind it's speaking to us.
Eddie: What's it saying?
Buck: I don't know. I don't speak wind.
Buck: The name's buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
Buck: It smells like a buzzard's butt fell of and got sprayed by skunks.
Diego: That's sid.
Buck: (after Diego and Manny get trapped in meat-eating plant) It's time to get... Buckwild!
Buck: Mammals we have our selves a crime scene. Tuft of fur. Half -eaten carcass. And hunk of... Ugh... broccoli! (gags)
Buck: Here's what I think happened. Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with broccoli leaving Dinosaur...a vegetable.
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent. Or coordinated.
Manny: Yeah, and where is the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli leaving broccoli... a vegetable!
I love this movie! AND SO WILL YOU!